« Happy 10th Birthday to my son Noah!!!!! | Home | CaJohns Line of 10 to Premier at Jungle Jims Weekend of Fire »
Bret’s Eat S#!t and Bark at The Moon Hot Sauce Review
By admin | July 31, 2007 |
Review by Parker
When I was asked to do a small review on Bret’s (Of Jungle Jim Fame) Eat Shit sauce, I received in the mail a bottle and a piece of wax shit. It was dubbed “The Original Taste the Fear hot sauce reviewer’s kit” Nice….what jumps into my mind is not pretty. The sauce is really a great all around sauce filled with little pieces of habanero, onion, and chipotle peppers. It’s a vinegar-based sauce, but I also noticed the tomato flavor.
The chunky consistency along with the chipotle and habanero flavor, would compliment a nice rib eye steak, or on some eggs tomorrow morning! On the Parker shit-o-meter heat scale of 1 to 10, it’s about a 3. It has a nice taste and a good burn that slowly dissipates in a minute or so.
Nice Job Bret!
Thanks Taste The Fear!
Bret’s Eat Shit and Bark at the Moon sauce can be purchased at JUNGLE JIM’S, and Cape Fear Pepper Company has several bottles as well. You can email me if you’re interested at, contact @ capefearpeppercompany.com
The label was Hilarious along with the fake crap, which gave me an idea.
CALL DK! That crazy redneck could put my clips together and make a little video. Doug gave birth to this little video and put it to music. May you all laugh as hard as I did.
Related Posts
- “Smolderin’ Chipotle Gourmet Hot Sauce” by Cape Fear Pepper Company
- Multi-Review: The Three Amigos vs Habanero Punch Hot Sauce
- Video Review: Smolderin’ Chipotle Gourmet Hot Sauce
- “Blues Habanero Reserve” Hot Sauce Review
- Multi-Review: Mild to Wild Pepper Co – Smokin’ Chipotle Sauce
Topics: Hot Product Reviews, Video Madness | 149 Comments »
Wes posted!
DOH
crap!
150!!!!!
Dammittt, too late!
#95
I AINT GOT NUTHIN
LOL!! That was the point. You were supposed to check it then. Now it’s too late!
redneck retard.
Yes you are.
LOL!
so DK, if you think you will eat the wings in 2 out of the 4 minutes allotted, then what are you going to do with the other 2 minutes. run around the table and make fun of everyone else that is still trying to force the wings down. maybe do the chicken dance in front of Defcons face?
6. Contestants will then place hands, palms down on the table for 5 minutes.
7. Lifting a hand or hands off the table will result in immediate disqualification.
108
A lot of large talk General. Perhaps you should have witnessed at the unsecured casino bar in Albuquerque, I was called out into doing some ZERO. I took about 1/3 of a cocktail straw full and took it like a man, but wait, you weren’t there. As for doing the wings, considering the fact it’s just myself and Maggie running the booth, I am passing on eating any of them. I don’t feel like having to run to the mens room constantly the next day, while the crowds innundate our booth. Remember, I’m there for business as well. And don’t forget, I have to continually sample the sauce I make for these matches, and go through many trial runs before it’s what I want. So in fact I DO have to consume a rather large amount, and haven’t missed one of our events yet. LOL!
please refer to last sentence in #74.
Oh Snap
always a one upper. kinda reminds me of you, wife beater.
it’s too easy with you general
that’s what my wife says.
That is AFTER the inital 4 minutes is up. During the 4 minutes you can do what ever you like – I pretty much just laugh and tell everyone to quit. ONce the 4 minutes is up, then its hands on the table.
Creator can confirm, but these are usually the rules.
Here’s rules 1-5:
Step 5 i believe should read “4 minutes”, but basically you can do what ever the heck and drink what ever the heck you want. I wonder if milk is allowed
“During the 4 minutes you can do what ever you like – I pretty much just laugh and tell everyone to quit.”
And it works like a charm! LOL!
“I wonder if milk is allowed”
It is. We had one guy down a bunch of it before and during, he vurped and was disqualified. Afterwards, he swore that the milk curdled in his stomach.
“Step 5 i believe should read “4 minutes”, but basically you can do what ever the heck and drink what ever the heck you want.”
Yes, it’s supposed to be 4 minutes. As I stated, I was thinking of upping the ante a little, and anyone who eats all 10 and lasts thru the “hands down” period will then proceed to the heaping tablespoons of Habby Horse one by one until one man is left standing. We came up with some pretty funny awards for this match. You can thank The Createss for those. I haven’t made a final decision on the rules change yet.
I have to stand corrected about the milk thing. I called my wife, and she distinctly remembers me only allowing water, beer, soda or a mixed drink in the last few matches. It may have been because people were vurping to often, I don’t recall.
any pictures of the “vurping?”
Actually no, but that will change after this upcoming event. LOL!
I see everyone is getting ready to “Verp” at JJ’s? I don’t think thats the big issue, it is more the “knife in the gut” feeling after the contest you should be worrying about!
i swear, that is what i have been thinking the whole time.
Knife in the gut. Been there, done that. Gonna do it again I guess.
What the vuck is a vurp?
think of walking into a bourboun distillery in the mash process right in the middle of the most intense hangover of your life and barfing all over the ground.
capieche?
I don’t know about this…. Can we try small samples of the sauce ahead of time?
Defcon the place were this going to happen has a Big porch. We can have Fire Dept there to spray down if and when you need them too.
Bret how was your trip?
HEY Y’ALL. HAVE FUN THIS WEEKEND. I WILL BE SWIMMING WITH SHAMU. CHECK IN MON MORN.
GENERAL SALUTE OUT.
The general is going swimming with the fishes…
i wish I could compete too. That way the Champion would still be Long Island bred. At Nats game now not sure this phone thingy will work. 4-0 over the lowly Reds. Too bad they aren’t playing in Cincy, I would’ve loved to gone. Later.
7-0 my bad
Amen Ed… that’s the real problem!
DK,
On the “Puke-O-Meter”, a Verp registers about a 2.0…A Verp with chunks is about a 4.25…Puke is about an 8, and full on vomit is a 10+
BLANE Says:
August 1st, 2007 at 5:47 pm
Bret how was your trip?
Still sweating out all the booze. Beside that spent lots of jungles cash HeHe.
What about a Funnel Puke?
Enough with the “Verping” LOL
I have a Quetzlzacatenango Chili Pepper :-)
“knife in the gut” feeling after the contest you should be worrying about!
Just seems to be more fun watching…
Hey Big Dawg
hey parker…sorry for delay still up in Minnesota at lake cabin working off dial up, shoring up a few things before heading out tomorrow for JJ’s.
Loved the video…shame your not coming to JJ’s
DK deserves at least 1/2 of the credit. All I did was consume…..he make’s all the magic ;-)
I Know….I’m bummed, I want to go to JJ’s
Parker get on a plane and come
“I don’t know about this…. Can we try small samples of the sauce ahead of time?”
Nope. However, while we’re heating the stuff up, you’re more than welcome to come over and take a deep inhale.
“Defcon the place were this going to happen has a Big porch.”
This is a good thing. We’re bringing the plastic sheeting for under the table. It’s gonna look like a forensics site. LOL!
“We can have Fire Dept there to spray down if and when you need them too.”
I think that would most definitely add to the contest!
Hey DC, no sample? You have done it in the past and you have already offered samples for this contest, so why the change of heart?
Comments #8 and #9 in the Deathmatch post on the HSB if you don’t recall. To me it doesn’t matter. I was just wondering about the discrepency. Allow or don’t allow?
See ya in a couple of days!
Hi DK, this is kind of a “special” event. This will most likely be the largest group of competitors thus far. I figured keep it under wraps until the competition starts.
Short Bus “special”?
I know people will want to lick windows afterwards! LOL!