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Introducing the Fertnel Snak Corporation…
By admin | June 9, 2007 |
In the seemingly hopeless search for finding a distributor thats large enough to distribute my Cape Fear Pepper Company line of products, specifically the Mac & Cheese and Short Bus line of Hot sauces to our millions of followers across the globe, I have finally found a company that seems to be capable of handling this task. It has been my life long dream of becoming the biggest, most sought after and respected Hot Sauce Manufacturer in the entire world, and I believe that the Fertnel Snak Corporation can make it happen for me. This is good stuff, so check out this brief rundown of the company, and check out their site! I’d appreciate any feedback that you may have regarding this venture.
Fertnel Snak Corporation Brands
Fertnel is proud to own 637 brand names from around the world. While several were invented in Fertnel’s own famous FertnOFlavOLab, many of the rest were acquired by hostile take-overs or other less savory means.
For you the customer, however, all it means is good eating, fun and … more good eating.
Check Out Fertnels Brands Here!
Fertnel Snak Corporation News
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE, Fertnel Snak Corp. second quarter profits were down 688%, but like our pals in the beleaguered airline industry, bonuses for top executives are up by more twice that, to approximately 1343%. One Fertnel executive was quoted as saying, “My bonus will have a direct and positive effect on the economy. The economy of Fiji, that is! Where I’m buying another island!” He was then taken to a local hospital and treated for an interminable case of the giggles.
WARNING: You are entering the Mac & Cheese Zone!
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Topics: In The News | 6 Comments »
Like any good chilehead I brought my P.C. on the boat……ahoy there…..
check out Fertnal’s site under Q&E…the Snak Science Team guy looks like Blane….can we doctor
up that pic??….lol
Judge Coldridge is Blanes neighbor..He can be found on the Investors page.
So TC, these guys gonna supply us with a SB limo fleet?
Funny stuff TC! LOL!
Sorry it took so long to check this out, was reaally busy earlier.
Hahaha! Great website! Love those meat nickels!
Glad you guys enjoyed it! It takes a few minutes to give it a look over, but it’s worth the time for sure.