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Introducing: The UBK Chicken Wing “Trial By Fire”
By admin | November 3, 2007 |
The rumors are true, Uncle Big will be unleashing his unbridled fury on Saskatchewan with the very first UBK Chicken Wing “Trial By Fire”!
Thanks to Chilehead Ed for naming our special event through a Taste The Fear online competition.
Pocket’s Sports Bar, Yorkton, Saskatchewan
366 Broadway Street West
306-782-0922
This just in….We have decided to add a “Rush to Judgment Speed Round” to the competition.
This round will consist of who can eat 10 wings in the fastest amount of time.
First person to have completed the 10 wings and raise their hands will be the victor.
In the remote case of a tie, a timed, hands down sudden death segment will determine the winner.
The wings will be tossed in Uncle Big’s Killer Wing Sauce original recipe.
This round is for the newbie chilehead that would like to get their feet wet in exteme heat eating.
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The winner will receive a bottle of Uncle Big’s Killer Wing Sauce and signature series t-shirt.
The Main Event “Trial By Fire”
What’s at stake?
Uncle Big’s Trial By Fire gear will go to the winner of the competition.
These shirts are not available for purchase and can only be WON at this event.
As well, Uncle Big will throw in a signed bottle of UBK Serial Killer, just to sweeten the pot.
This is a very rare prize giving the recipient undisputed bragging rights for having a mouth of steel and a cast iron digestive system!
If you think you have the testicular, or ovarian fortitude (ladies are encouraged to compete) to join the elite ranks of Uncle Big’s Legion of Pain by going 5 minutes with the Serial Killer,
BRING IT ON!!
Rules of “Trial By Fire” engagement:
1. Gloves MUST be worn for the duration of the event, diapers are optional but encouraged.
2. Contestants MUST sign a UBK Release Form.
3. Asthmatics and those with respiratory issues are NOT to compete! No exceptions. We’re serious. You could die.
4. 10 wings will be served and must be consumed within 4 minutes, which will be followed by a 2 minute break.
5. After the 2 minute break, 5 more wings will be served and must be consumed within 2 minutes.
6. After the 2 minute round of wings, contestants will be relieved of any refreshments.
6. Contestants will then place hands, palms down on the table for 5 minutes.
7. Lifting a hand or hands off the table for any reason, will result in immediate disqualification.
8. If more than one contestant survives the duration, we will repeat the process until a winner is determined. There Can Be Only One.
9. ANY amount of vomiting will cause immediate disqualification, and the individual is responsible for cleaning it up.
Self contained urination or defacation will not be a disqualifier, providing the contestant does not remove their hands during the process.
You won’t be disqualified, but you just won’t be that popular with the rest of the competitors.
(These rules were created by Uncle Big’s buddies at Defcon Sauces LLC, the innovators of the Death Match, but modified by Uncle Big to be more sporting)
There will be drink specials and other prizes provided by the wonderful folks at Pockets Sports Bar.
Uncle Big would like to give a special thanks to Shayne from Big Zee’s Pizza for helping to bring Uncle Big’s Legion of Pain to Yorkton!
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The American Dream
Ricky Steamboat
Wahoo McDaniel
Rufus R. “Freight Train” Jones
Baron Von Roshki “The Claw”
Shall I continue?
You do know who “The American Dream” is don’t you general?
the nature boy. dah
he was / is from GA.
met him 2 times.
good names, very old school. you must be a redneck.
and it was all real. LOL
Nature Boy is Rick Flair.
American Dream Dusty Rhodes. Yep, your hometown boy.
Real? I think they blurred the lines a little, but it was way more real than it has been in some time.
Here’s a couple more for ya.
Mr. Wrestling I & II
Rowdy Roddy Piper
Do you remember Roddy Pipers “acting” debut?
no
what bout ted debiosi
the million dollar man
who was the “hands of stone” guy?
greg the hammer valentine?
original 4 horsemen?
You brought back a few childhood memories there general. i just had to do a google search for some of those names and I found this.
July 12th, 2006
Not music related, but, a significant passing that was unreported
Karl von Stroheim, 78, a.k.a. “Baron von Roshki”, Master of the Claw
hold, professional wrestler, a childhood hero, heart attack
Roddy Piper starred in the acclaimed John Carpenter film “They Live”, one of my all time fav movies.
Greg Valentine. Yep, hands of stone. Most of your guys are late 80′s, mine are early 80′s.
well you are 8 years older than me and 8 times uglier also.
Mr. Fuji
)
Andre The Giant
The Rockers
Jake “The Snake”
The Ultimate Warrior
British Bulldog
Jesse “The Body” Ventura
Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake
honky tonk man
Repo Man
Cowboy Bob Orton
Big John Studd
The Mouth From The South Jimmy Hart
Ravishing Rick Rude
Bam Bam Bigelow (aka Uncle Big
Iron Sheik
Harley Race
Sergeant Slaughter
i dont think i even hit puberty when them folk were round. remember the first cage match when they had to climb over to win?
road warriors? f yeah!
“the snake” good one DK.
Jake “The Snake” Roberts
Ivan & Nikita Koloff
Hacksaw Jim Duggan
Hawk & Animal The Road Warriors
Abdullah the Butcher
Ok, hopefully I’ve left some for you general.
no much….
tully blanchard, the anderson borthers (arn and olie)
lex lugar
i think i am empty.
hacksaw. must have been from your hometown with his speech. nice 2 x 4 too.
Here’s a couple more from way back.
Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake
Arn Anderson
Tully Blanchard
Kevin Sullivan
Rick Stiener
Lex Lugar
Tito Santana
Dory & Terry Funk
now back to the topic b/f we get in trouble.
I think we covered about all the “REAL” wrestlers!
:lol:
To be honest, I had to go look some of those guys up, but it suprised me how many of them came to mind. And I never considered myself a wrestling fan. LOL!!
I covered that already, see comment #64.
General, U got mail.
i dont have my cause my server is down at work. try me on my gmail account.
sent
sorry I missed the wrestling segment my car is dead and been waiting for the tow truck for almost 2 hours now. Just called and finally on the way.
SD “SPECIAL DELIVERY JONES”
Bob Backlund
Doink
The Brooklyn Brawler
Tito Santana
Ivan “The Polish Hammer” Putski
Killer Khan
Larry Zybiskco(sp?)
Pedro Morales
Mr Fuji & Saito
The Moondogs
The Bushwackers
The British Bulldogs
The Killer Bees
Mike Rotundo aka IRS
George “The Animal” Steele
“The Rock” Don Muraco
Brad Armstrong
Pistol Pez Whatley
Kevin Sullivan
Blackjack Mulligan
Cowboy Bob Orton
Sid Vicious/Justice
The Wild Samoans
Jim “The Anvil” Neidhart
Earthquake
Tugboat
you forgot the 2 biggest after andre the giant…
Chief J Strongbow
and
Bruno San Martino
dude
some of those are from a ethiopia nintendo version. not all of those were on WWF.
generallee signing off for now.
UBK, good luck on your wing thang. Now, that’s what it should have been called.
After Andre? We were talking about REAL wrestlers Ed!
Samoans, good one :nerd:.
Etheopia Nintendo,
good one general!
Ok, I’m going home. It’s been a long lonely day.
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BAM! I win again1
Andre Rousimoff–Andre the Giant
Anoia, Rodney—Yokozuna
Backlaund, Robert—Bob, Backlaund
Boatwright-Runnels, Terri—Goldust’s Marelena
Callaway, Mark—The Undertaker
Candido, Cris—Skip (of Bodydonnas)
Cantenbury, Mark—Hanry O Godwinn
Chavis, Chris—Tatanka
Cornette, James—Jimmy Cornette
Dibiase, Ted—The Milion Dollar Man-Ted DiBiase
Drose, Mike—Duke The Dumpster Drosese
Fatu, Solofa—FATU
Frank Marello–Gorilla Monsoon
Hall, Scot—Razor Ramon
Hart, Bret—Bret Hitman Hart
Hart, Owan—Owen Hart
Hawk, John–Justin The Hawk-Bradshaw
Hellwig, Jim—The Ultimate Warrior
Hickenbottom, Mike—Shawn Michaels
Howard, Bob—Bob Holly
Jacobs, Glen—Isac Yankem D.D.S.
Jannety, Marty—Marty Jannety
Knight, Dennis—Phinius O’Godwinn
Lawler, Jerry—Jerry The King Lawler
Leon White–Vader
Levesque, Jean Paul—Hunter Hearst Helmsley
Marcus Scaggs–Flash Funk
Mike Enos–Blake Beverly
Nash, Kevin—Big Daddy Cool-DIESEL
Norris, Tony—Ahmed Johnson
Plotchek, Mike—Bart Gunn
Pritchard, Tom—Brother Love-Pritchard
Ray Liccachelli–Doink(the original)
Rivera, Juan—Savio Vega
Virgil (Runnels) Dustin III—Goldust
Seitz, Michael—Dox Hendrix
Shinzaki, Kensuke—Hakushi
Smith, David—The British Bulldog
Sopp, Monte”KIP”—Billy Gunn
Steve Williams–”Stone Cold” Steve Austin
Foley, Jack Michael—Mankind/Dude Love/Cactus Jack
Fytch, Tammy—Sunny
Walker, P.J.—Aldo Montoya
Waltman, Sean—1 2 3 Kid-X pac
White, Leon—The Man they call VADER
Wright, Charles—Kama-The Godfather
Wayne Bloom–Beau Beverly
Blane your a bigger dork than me
Thanks :nerd:, I think?
My Favorite
The Milion Dollar Man-Ted DiBiase
I loved Don Muraco and Jake the Snake Roberts because they used their mind games on their opponents way before the match took place, especially with Ricky Steamboat back in the day. It was fun to hear them talk, so sadistically.
You were probably a big fan of the Grand Wizard of Wrestling?
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH The DDT
In my best Grand Wizard impression, “Let me tell you Bob Backlund, when my man All American Ken Patera gets you in the ring, he will destroy you. He will chew you up and spit you out. You will no longer be the world champion. Tell him Ken.”
I thought Goldust was Dustin Rhodes?
Poor grasshopper maybe one day you will be full of knowlegde… Do a little reseach on Virgil Runnels Dustin.
Also remember that Goldust is way beyond my “era”. I’m an old fart, remember? LOL!! I’ll look it up, but I’m guessing that they’re one and the same?
Winderlicker.
You are correct. ;-)
Dustin Rhodes now works for TNA Nonstop Wrestling which is on Spike Network. His character is called Black Reign.
Some people know way too much about WWF and way too little about Uncle Big. Oh, and by the way, Rowdy Roddy Piper was born in Saskatoon.
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99
150-50= who?