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    The “No Fear Zone”… January 2010

    By DK | January 1, 2010 |

    Welcome to the New Year! And welcome to the January 2010 edition of the NO FEAR ZONE!!

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    Each and every month, Taste The Fear provides for all of those who wish to participate, a place to hang out and comment on “almost” anything that they wish to talk about. The “NFZ” is the off-topic area, however many interesting topics usually seem to come about from all of the madness.

    So please, follow the TTF code of conduct and enjoy! ARRRRRRRR!

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    66 Responses to “The “No Fear Zone”… January 2010”

    1. 51
      DK says:

      hudd: …and this one… As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his carPhone rang. Answering, he heard his wife’s voiceUrgently warning him, ‘Herman, I just heard on the newsThat there’s a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77.Please be careful!’ ‘Heck,’ said Herman,‘It’s not just one car. It’s hundreds ofthem!’

      hudd: and one more…Two elderly women were out driving in a large car – bothCould barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruisingAlong, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red,But they just went on through. The woman in the passengerSeat thought to herself ‘I must be losing it. I couldHave sworn we just went Through a red light.’ After a few more minutes, they came to another intersectionAnd the light was red. Again, they went right through. TheWoman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the lightHad been red but was really concerned that she was losingit. She was getting nervous. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was redAnd they went on through. So, She turned to the other womanAnd said, ‘Mildred, did you know that we just ranThrough three red lights in a row? You could have killed usBoth!’ Mildred turned to her and said, ‘Oh, crap, am I driving?’

      Actually, I think I saw both of these cars today. :shock:

    2. 52
      Sandi says:

      Thanks for those Hudd! Gave everyone at work a good laugh!

      Making pot stickers for dinner tonite..funny I had to come back here to look for the recipe..didn’t realize that it had been that long since I made them. Hope they turn out as good as that time..

    3. 53
      hudd says:

      Hey DK, I emailed you a :SB: pic.

    4. 54
      DK says:

      hudd: Hey DK, I emailed you a:SB: pic.

      Got it Hudd. Just in time to start back to school! :dtu:

      Got a different bus driver this time though. Don’t know what happened to the old one. He just up and disappeared. ;)

    5. 55
      DK says:

      Yep, school started back yesterday, sorry if I didn’t reply to anyone’s emails over the past couple of days, just haven’t had time to go through them all. Haven’t been home much. Long day at school today, got another class in a few and won’t be finished until 4pm. No classes tomorrow, so if i don’t get caught up tonight, then tomorrow for sure.

      L8R G8R’s, the :SB: will be here shortly. :bubbah:

    6. 56
      hudd says:

      Hey guys be careful. Ladies let your guys know to be on the watch for this!

      THIS COULD BE COMING TO A STORE NEAR YOU
      >
      > Clever Scam – taking advantage of older men
      >
      > Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall
      > and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen
      > for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven’t heard about it.
      > This will only become more commonplace as the weather warms. A ‘heads
      > up’ for those men who may be regular Lowe’s, Home Depot, or Costco
      > customers. This one caught me by surprise.
      >
      > Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out
      > shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite
      > traumatic. Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you or
      > your friends.
      >
      > Here’s how the scam works:
      >
      > Two seriously good-looking 20-something girls come over to your car as
      > you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping
      > your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost
      > falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look..
      > When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say ‘No’ and instead ask
      > you for a ride to McDonalds.
      >
      > You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start
      > undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts
      > crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my
      > wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th,17th, 20th,
      > 24th, & 29th. Also October 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 20th,
      > 21st, 23rd, 24th, 30th and three times last Monday and very likely
      > again this upcoming weekend.
      >
      > So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take
      > advantage of older men.
      >
      > Warn your friends to be vigilant.
      >
      > Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. I found cheaper ones for
      > $1.99 at K- Mart and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat
      > at McDonalds. I’ve already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth
      > to Lowe’s, Home Depot, and Costco.
      >
      >
      >
      >

    7. 57
      hudd says:

      Hey DK, you got an email from me. It’s a good one!

    8. 58
      DK says:

      hudd: Hey DK, you got an email from me. It’s a good one!

      Got it! :tu:

      :clap: :clap: :clap:

    9. 59
      hudd says:

      Here’s some interesting info…

      The year is 1947

      Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.

      However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:

      Albert A. Gore, Jr..
      Hillary Rodham
      John F. Kerry
      William J. Clinton
      Howard Dean
      Nancy Pelosi
      Dianne Feinstein
      Charles E. Schumer
      Barbara Boxer

      See what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses?
      I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.

      No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!

    10. 60
      DK says:

      hudd: Here’s some interesting info…The year is 1947Some of you will recall that on July 8, 1947, a little over 60 years ago, witnesses claim that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and mule ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico . This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the U.S. Air Force and other federal agencies and organizations.However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of April 1948, nine months after that historic day, the following people were born:Albert A. Gore, Jr.. Hillary Rodham John F. Kerry William J. Clinton Howard Dean Nancy Pelosi Dianne Feinstein Charles E. Schumer Barbara BoxerSee what happens when aliens breed with sheep and jackasses? I certainly hope this bit of information clears up a lot of things for you. It did for me.No wonder they support the bill to help illegal aliens!

      :shock:

    11. 61
      Justin says:

      whats new everybody, havent been on in a while. i am recovering from bronchitas but i actually felt good today so it must be almost done.

    12. 62
      hudd says:

      Justin: whats new everybody, havent been on in a while. i am recovering from bronchitas but i actually felt good today so it must be almost done.

      Same old carp! No work, no play makes for a very long day. Actually got to turn in a couple applications this week. Most places won’t even accept em.

    13. 63
      Justin says:

      i didnt hear that the frozen food job was gone, i know you got really sick but im sorry to hear your out of a job completly.

    14. 64
      Sandi says:

      DK: :shock:

      Almost all true..unfortunatly I share a B-day with Hillary..same day not the same year..

    15. 65
      Justin says:

      anybody here like famaily guy? im starting not to, theres a line between funny and bad taste and famaily guy crosses that line more than a blind kid with a colloring book. im really getting sick of the rape jokes.

    16. 66
      hudd says:

      Justin: anybody here like famaily guy? im starting not to, theres a line between funny and bad taste and famaily guy crosses that line more than a blind kid with a colloring book. im really getting sick of the rape jokes.

      They’re running out of stuff to do.